Megatron's twin

150: Fraggin' accent

I picked my self of the floor. Aw, I liked Optimus' frame, and I like being fit- wait, I'm still fit! I jumped around a bit then noticed the cannon on my arm. Ohhh, this is Megatron's frame.

"Ha! It worked!" My frame exclaimed, "Oh I feel sick." He added.

"Meg." I started.

"Yes?" He looked over and noticed what was wrong.

Jazz's frame groaned as he got up, "Huh, why ar' ya so tall?" He asked and looked down, "Ah." I suppose that's Optimus.

We all looked over to Optimus' frame, he was standing up, "Holy Primus! I'm tall?" Jazz asked, "I still don't got my accent." He grumbled.

"Shake it again." Megatron requested, "You're so unhealthy." He shot at me.

"Who's got the orb?" Optimus asked then looked down at his servos, "Ah." He shook it.

Then there was another white light.

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Now I was the short one. I looked around and spotted Optimus, already up. "Oh this is revolting." Optimus muttered. Or someone else muttered. Probably Meg.

"Could say the same to you." Meg's frame grumbled. Then that's probably Optimus.

"Aww..." My frame started, "I still don't got my accent."

"Shake the orb again." Meg said.

"But I 'aven't even tried out this accent!" I argued.

"It's my accent, give it back." Jazz said from my frame and tried grabbing the orb

"I'll give it back, I just wanna try out dis fraggin' accent." I started as I retreated from my very tall frame. "Oppy, ya gotta help me out 'ere man!" I started, man was my frame scary.

"Just give him the orb." He said.

I shot him a glare, "Fine, you can 'ave ya fraggin' orb." I said and handed it off, he immediately shook it.

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This time I woke up in the right frame, I knew because I felt sick. "Well, I got the right one this time." I said.

"Same." Optimus said.

"Argh! I don' want dis fraggin' accent!" Jazz's frame exclaimed. And that's Megatron.

"We'll get out of range and then you shake it." Optimus said as I handed off the orb and retreated to around the corner.

"My accent isn't that bad." Jazz said as there was another bright light.

Optimus and I peaked around and came out when it was safe. "Well, all we need to do it not shake it." He said and put in in his chassis. The other two started waking up.

"Oh thank Primus." Megatron muttered and left quickly.

"Oh! Ma accent!" Jazz exclaimed, if he could, he would have hugged his accent. "Don' see what's wron' with my accent." He muttered as he stared in the direction Meg left in.

"You're accent's great, don't let anyone tell you otherwise." I said as I leaned on Optimus.

"Aw, shucks." Jazz said and gave me a hug.

"Oh my Primus." I muttered as he left, "Did you see that Oppy- He gave me a hug!" I jumped excitedly.

He hugged me too.

"Yey!" I tried jumping up and down in excitement but his hug was tight.

"I'm going to go look for Ultra Magnus as Egg." He said.

"Egg's not gonna like that." I told him as he walked away.

"Magnus will." He muttered, and he was gone.

He didn't even know where they were, I knew. I hopped off to my berthroom and stepped in.

Egg was holding Magnus and waving him around like a toy plane while he flapped his wings. "Oh, Quil- Oppy, he's pretty bad at flying.

Please help, I hate this. Magnus said. Oh Primus, I have a sparkbond with him now.

"We swapped frames again." I told them.

"Huh?" Egg asked and dropped Magnus.

"Boook!" He shrieked as he hit the floor.

"Hey, you'll damage your frame." I told Egg and picked up Ultra Magnus, and brushed off dome dirt.

"Brk." He said. Where's Optimus? He asked.

"Somewhere, who knows. Looking for you two." I added.

"Why?" Egg asked.

"He wants to swap you back." I said. Magnus perked up immediately.

"Excuse meh?" Egg started, "I do not consent to that!"

"Just don't let him catch you." I suggested.

"A bit hard, this frame is huge!" Egg complained and crossed her arms with a smirk, "Why don't you go and distract him."

"Distract him?"

"Distract him." Egg repeated

Either my helm's in the gutter or she means something entirely different. Magnus mumbled.

"Distract him!" I realized, "Hold the chicken." I said and darted out. I'm great at distracting bots! Then I ran into Arcee, she seemed more pissed than usual.

"Where's Optimus?" She asked.

"Oppy?" I asked, she blinked, "Oh, I'm lookin' for him too, what are you so huffy about?" I asked.

"He went and fetched Airachnid." She hissed, "You went with him, didn't you?" She started, getting a little angrier.

"Ahhhhh, I was trying to stop him." I lied, "I don't like her either." I added.

"Then you can help me yell at him." She grumbled and started walking. Okay, that was scary. I followed after some hesitation and we soon spotted Oppy.

"Have you seen-" He started.

"Airachnid? Yes." Arcee hissed as she approached. Optimus cast me some very pitiful optics. But I'm distracting him, so this is fine. "Need I not remind you that-"

"The war is over, perhaps you could put aside your differences-"

"She killed Tailgate!"

Ohhhh, that's why she hates her. Okay, I suppose that makes for a good argument. Optimus really needed help, he glanced over to me, and when he realized I wouldn't help-

"It was his idea." He pointed a digit.

"ExcUse me!?" I started. Arcee scowled and put a blade against my neck cables- "Hey!"

"Now, if I killed him- what would you do?" Arcee asked.

Optimus looked between us, trying to decide what would be best to say without offending either of us. "Ahh, umm- I- detain you?" He suggested.

"Seriously- she could kill me at any second and the only revenge you take in my name is to detain her!?" I shrieked.

"Okay, maybe I would throw her into a wall-"

"Just a wall?" I asked.

"Maybe two, maybe of the ship, maybe-"

"That's a lot of maybes." I noted, "So she kills me, you throw her into two walls (maybe) and move on? Really? Do I mean that little to you?" I shrieked. "I'm worth two walls?"

"No-"

"Okay, I think you get the point." Arcee started, "How would you feel if I killed him and everyone let me walk around as if nothing ever happened?" She asked.

Optimus frowned, "I assure you, one slip up and she's spending the rest of her days in a cell." He said rather calmly.

Arcee huffed, withdrew her blade and left.