Megatron's twin

125: The Dorky

We made it onto the ship and Soundwave immediately questioned the dorky grin Megs was carrying. "He was wacked in the helm." I said as Soundwave received a hug.

Dreadwing looked downright terrified.

"Nice ship." Meg said.

"Status?" Soundwave asked in worry.

"Alive?" Meg suggested with a shrug, "Do I get a tour?" He asked.

"Yup." I said, "This way, wanna come?" I asked Soundy as I started to lead.

"What happened?" He asked as he followed.

"Smack and wacky= Amnesia." Meg explained.

"He hugged Optimus way too much for my liking." I said.

"Optimus? No that was Orion." He nodded.

Soundwave and I exchanged glances. "Wanna meet the chickens?" I asked. "Again?"

"What's that?" He asked.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"Unfamiliar with creature?" Soundwave asked, Megs just looked at us weirdly.

"Oh Primus, come." I told him and dragged him to my berthroom, inside, we met three humans, and four chickens. They all looked up in panic.

"How did you guys get here?" I asked as Soundwave entered last.

"Ground bridge." Jack choked out.

They followed Bulkhead and Wheeljack through but were left behind. Egg clarified.

"Are these chickens?" Meg asked and poked Miko, she let out a squeak in freight as Soundwave stared.

"No, those are humans." I told him and picked up Gold, "These are chickens." I told him.

Megatron let out an impressed, "Hmm."

All of them looked damn confused. Oh! Megatron's got some amnesia. Egg remembered.

At that point, Soundwave slapped me. "What?" I asked, he pointed at the humans. "So?" I asked, he glared at me, "What, you think I got sparked with a Decepticon?" I asked, he recoiled, "I visit all the time-"

"What's 'sparked'?" Miko asked.

"Impregnation." Raf said in shock.

"With an Autobot?" Soundwave asked.

I glared at him, "Don't you dare share." I said and looked at the humans, "Same to you." I added with a threatening stomp.

They all nodded.

"I'm gonna be an Uncle?" Meg asked.

"No, it already died." I said coldly.

"Plot twist." Miko muttered.

"Keep it up and I'll step on you." Meg said.

"What's wrong with him?" Jack asked, pointing at me.

"I got wacked in the helm by Orion." Meg clarified.

"He's got amnesia." I told them. They looked flabbergasted.

"Wait, you had a kid?" Jack asked.

"Yes."

"With an Autobot?"

"Yes."

"So you interfaced?"

"Yes." I said, how does one get sparked without interfacing?

"How'd it die?" He asked.

"His fault." I pointed at Megatron.

"Huh?" He asked in shock.

"I have a bad spark and you led me to have a seizure." I explained, "Lets move off this topic." I crossed my arms.

Megatron curiously picked up Raf, "EEK!"

"What in the pit are you made of?" He asked and poked him as the others watched in dread.

"Careful, they're fragile." I said and snatched him. "They are organic." I added.

Soundwave seemed to be irritated that he was the only sane one here and dumped himself on my berth after detaching Laserbeak.

"EEEK!"

"They make weird sounds." Meg noted.

Laserbeak flopped down next to Egg and squawked, all the chicks ran over.

Then I got a com. Naturally, I picked up. "I got a com." I told them, "Yo-"

"Wheeljack and Bulkhead went to the Nemesis and the humans are missing." Optimus said, getting straight to the point as Meg started to pet the chicks.

"Yea." I said as the humans kept a steady gaze on Soundwave, "Can you give them a friendlier vibe?" I asked him, Soundwave then displayed a very psychotic smiley face.

"Huh?"

"Was talking to Soundwave." I said, "They're in my berthroom." I added, "Want to fetch them?" I asked.

Soundwave seemed enraged by the idea.

"Yes."

"Ok, Soundwave, bridge them down-"

"No." Sound said.

"Meg." I slapped him.

"Huh? Oh. Do what he wants." He said.

Soundwave's shoulders slumped and a bridge opened. I peaked my head through and spotted an erupting volcano, "A safe place." I said, he changed the cords and it showed an alleyway in a city.

"Wait, it Soundwave there?" Oppy asked.

"Yea." I said, "So is Meg. He's organizing a bridge." I said and nudged the humans through with my ped. "The humans are somewhere in a city." I told him.

"Unharmed?"

"Yup, bye." I said and hung up.

Soundwave seemed pissed and Meg noticed, "What's wrong?" He asked and handed him Zinc.

"Autobots= Enemies. Humans= Enemies." He said and turned to me, "He needs the medbay." He said in a plain monotone.

"Oh come on, this is fun." I elbowed him as Meg nodded in agreement.

"No." He said and grabbed Meg.

"I thought you wanted to practice flying." I baited Meg before Soundwave had him all to himself.

"Oh yea! Soundwave! I have a new alt." Meg said. Sound seemed to die internally as we left. We made it up to he landing bay with no problem at all.

"So, how do you do it?" Meg asked and transformed, flopping to the floor. I followed.

"Feel the thrusters and..." How do I describe this? "It's like pushing out a fart." I finished.

"Really?" He asked and attempted, "I feel like I'm gonna do a little more than fart." He noted.

"Like this." I said and engaged my engines, I slid across the floor.

"You didn't fly." He noted.

"Yea, you need to go faster for that and steer." I told him.

Then Predaking landed. "Hi?" He questioned.

Megatron was silent in shock. "Meg has a bit of a memory fart." I told him, "Meg, that's a Predacon." I told him.

"Aren't they supposed to be extinct?" He asked and Predaking awkwardly slipped away, "Hot." I heard him mutter.

"Anyway..." I started, "Want to try and fly?" I asked.

"Sure." He said and let out a large vent in preparation. With the speed of light he slid of the Nemesis with a soft "Pff," assisting.