More Yandere mha oneshots

☆~You~☆

Requested by: kim6799

(So I just wanna say, I love this pic of Fantasy Kami. I mean, he looks so badass I love it)

For some reason I was super sure that in the Fantasy AU, Kami had a pistol, but I found out he actually doesn't. Weird. And you'll see that appear in the chapter, as I only realize he didn't have one until I was done writing oops

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☆~°¤ | Mr. Assassin | ¤°~☆
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Blood slowly dripped off of the sword you were holding.

Everything happened so quickly.

One minute, you two were talking about Kaminari, and the next...

They were dead.

"(Y/N) what the hell did you just do...?" Kaminari asked, terrified.

"I-I..." you didn't know what to say. Something strange just overcame you, you didn't really know what happened.

"Why... why are Sero and Jirou... w-why are they dead, (Y/N)?!" He demanded.

"I... I don't know, Mr. Assassin..." you said, horrified at what you'd done. Mr. Assassin was your dumb little nickname for Kaminari, since that was how you met him. He was supposed to assassinate you, and fell in love with you instead. "I... I didn't mean to..."

"(Y/N), help me carry them! I-I'm sure if we get them to the healer in time, they can be saved!" Kaminari started dragging Sero's body to the front door.

You were going to help him by picking up Jirou, but then...

You realized why you did what you did.

You and Kaminari...

You two must have picked the same flower.

You two are destined to be lovers.

In (Y/N)'s country, there's an old legend. One as old as the country itself. When you die, you awaken in a lovely garden. Flowers of every single kind exist in this garden, and you must pick one. Then, you get to be reincarnated. Whoever picks the same kind of flower is your true love, the one you loved most in your previous life. Because they're able to tell what flower you picked, and picked the exact same, so you two will fall in love once again.

"I'm not helping you." You said. These two just wanted him for themselves... they wanted to keep you from your true love. "Everyone except you is expendable.... let these two die."

"H-have you lost your mind?!" Kaminari asked. "These two are my friends! I-I'm not just gonna let them die!"

"Yes you are." You emotionlessly say.

Kaminari pulls out one of his knives.

"Drop the sword, (Y/N)." He demands.

"Huh...? Are you worried about someone dying, Mr. Assassin? But... I thought that was what you did. I thought your job was killing people. So... don't you also think that people are expendable?" You asked.

"Don't derail the conversation, (Y/N). Drop the sword."

You positioned the sword on top of Jirou's head.

"I SAID DROP THE SWORD!" Kaminari screamed.

Then the threw his knife at you.

It landed straight in your shoulder, causing you to do as Kaminari had wanted.

Then, he pulled his gun out of the holster, and aimed it right at your forehead.

"I should have followed my orders and killed you at first sight, (Y/N)." He said, a regretful look in his eyes.

"You're not going to kill me. You're my true-"

He shot you.

"Cut." A disappointed voice says

"Did I do a good enough job this time?" You ask, pulling the knife out of the thick plastic padding on your shoulder, which allowed you to look like you'd been stabbed. "I mean, we've rehearsed this scene twenty times today, Bakugou..."

"I DON'T CARE! IT'S STILL NOT PERFECT, AND I WON'T LET US PREFORM THIS DUMB PLAY UNTIL IT IS!!" Bakugou screams.

"Looks like we're gonna do it again, huh?" Kaminari asks. "Come on, this isn't even important! It's just for extra credit, we don't have to do it perfectly."

"Ok, now what I thought was wrong that time." He completely ignored Kaminari. "(Y/N): you sounded too much like half 'n' half. You're just supposed to think that Pikachu's life is the only life that's not expendable, you're not supposed to not have emotions, got it?"

"Yeah, yeah..."

"Raccoon eyes: the sound effects were off during the scene. The "bang" should come after Pikachu shoots (Y/N), not before."

"It's not my fault I have bad timing..."

"Yeah no it kinda is. Tape face, earlobes: I could hear you two whispering. Corpses don't talk."

"Really?" Sero asks. "I really thought that after having explosions so close to you for so many years, it would've affected your hearing in some way."

"It has affected my hearing, dumbass. Why do you think I wear these?" He pointed to the small devices he was wearing on his ears. "And to glasses: those weren't the lines to the legend."

"Really? I was sure they were right..." Iida glanced at his script again. "Oh. I suppose they weren't."

"Alright, let's try this again."

You kept redoing the scene for the rest of the day, hoping to soon get it perfect.

But you... didn't mind.

You got to be close to Kaminari all day, and live out your fantasy of getting rid of those two obstacles, without actually having to kill anyone.

So... it was a good day.