More Yandere mha oneshots

☆~The Bakusquad~☆

Requested by: thetheyinspace

(Hope this is good, I got barely any sleep last night, and I'm kinda just out of it)

Male reader time

Satou chapter coming soon?? Maybe?? 😳😳😳😳😳

Also, I have a very dumb and not important question that I thought of at two in the morning last night (I apologize in advance), uh..............................
So if ya got fisted by Shiggy, would you just disintegrate from the inside-out?

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When you were in your last year of high school, your friends decided to throw you a birthday party.

You remember that day well.

It was the last "normal" day you experienced.

After that party, things just got worse...
And worse...
And worse.

That leads to now.

You're an unhappy adult, leading an unhappy life.

You barely ever clean your house. Why bother, honestly? It's not like anyone's coming over...

Nobody ever comes over.

Your friends from high school? Well, they're Heroes now, and are surely too busy for you.

Your coworkers? Why would they come over? Even if they cared about you, they probably don't think of you as a 'friend'.

And your relatives? They don't care about you. Even if they did, they wouldn't visit you, not unless you asked...

Something's wrong in your life. You don't know what's wrong, or how to fix it, but something's definitely wrong.

Why can't you just feel normal again?

Why...

Why can't you just feel... happy... again...?

...

You don't want to live like this anymore...

You don't want to...

...oh.

Your birthday is tomorrow.

...

That doesn't matter, though.

It's not like anything will be different.

When you woke up the next day, nothing felt different.

You're 30 now, but besides that, it's gonna be exactly the same as every other day.

You're sure.

As you layed on your couch, rewatching your favourite show, and eating some potato chips you were pretending were a healthy breakfast...