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☆~Eijiro Kirishima~☆

I'm not wrong, and you cannot tell me I am, because I'm not.

Also I don't know how to describe this chapter. I genuinely don't know I just wrote, so uh... please don't take this too seriously...

Again please don't take this seriously, because this absolutely is not.

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There was an attack that clearly should have killed him.

But it didn't.

Instead he just split in half, and turned into two different people you'd never seen before.

One was wearing a beanie and a jumpsuit, he had slightly greasy pink hair, and Kirishima's sharp teeth. The other had a similar hairstyle (although less... spiky), a dumb looking goatee, and pale red hair.

"Aw god damn it not again-" the one with the dumb tiny beard said.

"Hey, what the hell's going on here?!" You asked. "Who are you two?! Where'd Kirishima go?!"

"Shit... hey Leon, someone saw us..." the one who kinda looked like a mechanic said to the other.

"Yeah I kinda assumed so Kazuichi. I mean, his combat partner is literally right there." The one you assumed was named Leon said, clearly annoyed, pointing to you.

"I still have no idea what's going on here..." you told them.

"And you never will."

You woke up in a cold sweat.

What. The fuck. Was that.

You checked the time on your phone. It was 6am.

You got out of bed, and decided to get ready for school.

You got your uncomfy uniform on, and exited your dorm room.

You walked into the main room, and saw Kirishima getting himself some water. Shirtless, as usual...

"Hey Kiri, how's your morning...?" You sleepily asked.

"JESUS-" He turned around, spilling all of his water. "Oh! Hey (Y/N)! You gave me a fucking heart attack!" Kirishima forcefully laughed. "A-anyways, yeah, my morning's been good... I, uh, woke up after hurting my own feelings in a dream I had, and my throat was really dry, so I went to get some water."

"Oh. But, on the topic of dreams..." you began. "I had the weirdest dream about you last night."

"Me...?"

"Yeah. So, we were in some kinda  battle with... something, I don't remember what, but it's ok, because that's not important. Anyways, so, you were in an attack that should have killed you, but you didn't die."

"Well I mean , obviously~" Kirishima set his glass down, and put his hands on his hips proudly. "I don't think anyone could kill the unbreakable Red Riot!"

"Well, now that I think about it... you might have died, but you also kinda didn't." You said, recalling the dream. "You... became two different people."

"I... I-I did?"

"Yeah, I think their names were... Leon and Kazuichi." You said. Kirishima suddenly looked... shocked, scared, or confused.

"HAHA WEIRD DREAM (Y/N)!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU WOULD HAVE DREAMED THAT! OK BYE I GOTTA GO GET READY FOR SCHOOL!" He ran off to his dorm room with no further explanation.

He can't let you know his secret.