Alright, alright... this chapter is very not serious. I myself don't even know what's going on in this.
So I was playing One's Justice 2 while my friend was over, and I was doing completely random battles against the CPU (the reason being I only have one working PS4 controller). Eventually I got Mina vs Tsu, and my friend said something like, "Ah, so she's the one who put the chemicals in the water." And the story evolved from there.... with me getting Bakugou vs Mina, then Bakugou vs Kiri, then Toga vs Kiri, then Toga vs Bakugou. Somehow, it turned into an entire story. That's how I came up with this chapter.
Alright, onto whatever the Hell this is.
----------- ☆~°+*¤ | Chemicals in the water | ¤*+°~☆ ------------
He may be very good at keeping it a secret, but Bakugou is what's known as a "Frog Enjoyer", which is a fancy way of saying he really likes frogs. And, oh boy, his love of frogs is about to get three people including himself killed.
One day, 1-A was doing training as usual. It was a scenario where one team were Villains, and the other team were Heroes. What made this different from the training session in season one where Bakugou has a panic attack, is the fact that there was a hostage.
It was Team C vs Team D, with Ashido and Kirishima as the Villains, Tsu and Uraraka as the Heroes, and Midoriya as the hostage.
"Hey, Kiri!" Ashido began. "You know how we're fighting Tsu, right?"
"Yeah? What does that have to-"
"And acid is like a chemical, right?"
"Oh no..." Kirishima knew exactly what Ashido was gonna ask next.
"So... am I the one who turned the frogs gay?"
"I hate you sometimes." Kirishima said, trying not to laugh at her stupid joke.
After training, while everyone was getting ready to leave for their next classes, Kirishima and and Kaminari were talking to each other.
Kirishima was explaining what happened during the match, since he knew Kaminari would find it hilarious.
"Oh my God... I can't believe Ashido turned the frogs gay................" Kaminari said to himself, pretending to be all dramatic and emotional.
The m o m e n t Bakugou heard that, his head basically rotated 90°, and immediately started questioning Kaminari.
"What did you say." He demanded.
"Dude, Ashido put chemicals in the water and turned the fricken frogs gay!" Kaminari explained.
Kirishima realized this was going to end horribly, but by the time he realized, Kaminari had already explained, and Bakugou had left the classroom.
Bakugou, the avid Frog Enjoyer, was angry at Ashido.
So after school (at night) Ashido got murdered because she was trying to turn the frogs gay which would cause all frogs to go extinct.
She deserved to die. THE FROGS MUST LIVE ON FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirishima thought he could prevent it.
So after school (at night), he went to find Bakugou.
"Um, hey, Katsuki... j-just so you know, what Kaminari was saying earlier about Ashido... that was a joke, you know?" Kirisima asked, approaching Bakugou from behind.
"Wait, it was a fucKING JOKE?!" Bakugou asked, anger even WORSE than before arising. "I KILLED HER FOR NOTHING?!"
"You did what?"
"FOR THAT, I'M KILLING YOU AS WELL DUMBASS!"
"W-WAIT KATSUKI NO-!"
And just like that, Kirishima died.
Why did Bakugou kill Kirishima instead of Kaminari, the one who directly caused Ashido's death by telling him about how she 'turned the frogs gay"?
Ehhhhhh?????????? I don't fucking know, I wasn't planning on this having a real plot so uh...
I guess he just wanted to.
As Toga drank her blood flavored juice box, someone appeared before her.
"Oh, you're that red haired kid from 1-A!" She said, picking up her knife. "How's Izuku doing?"
"Not important."
Toga stabbed the boy, and realized "wow, the knife passed right through him"
"You're no fun I can't stab you." Toga said, disappointed.
"Bakugou killed me, can you go murder him please?" Kirishima asked.
"Will you pay me?"
"No. I'm dead."
"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. I guess I'll go kill him............................." Toga said.
So Toga killed Bakugou.
She explained that to Aizawa because she could, and the moment he heard what happened, he quit his job.
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