The Sweet Husband

Sitting on my cell phone

Living with a man that cannot hear and also refuses to wear hearing aides, can be comical, can be frustrating, and almost always is confusing.

I did a lot of work today, which is rare for me, and my lower back was hurting, and I mentioned it, then repeated it several times, he still couldn't understand lower back, so I yell at him that my tail bone hurts.

He looked a little confused and asked what I did to it. I told him I didn't know, it just hurts. Then he wants to know if I dropped it.

Dropped it? uhhh, no, I haven't done that in years babe.

Well, if you didn't drop it, did you sit on it?

HUH? Yes, I sit on it all the time, what the hell do YOU sit on?

Not my damn cell phone, what did you think would happen to it if you sit on it all the time?