The Sweet Husband

The SH is going to be the first to go.

Oh the Sweet Husband is qualifying for that other meaning of SH for sure.
First, he tells the dog that he's going to start pooping on the floor, and he will hold the pooper scooper and the dog can scoot it in with his nose so that he will know how disgusting it is to have to pick up poop.
This afternoon, when I tell him that he needs to learn how to pay bills and what bills we have just in case I should happen to die before he does, he lets me know real quick that me dying first cannot happen, because if it does, he would have to get his own coffee.
The puppy and I discussed it and we are pretty sure that if the SH doesn't change his attitude it's going to be him that goes first, no doubt!