The Sweet Husband

Have you seen my puppy?

The sweet husband has always enjoyed what he thinks is confusing small children. years ago, it was an invisible puppy that he would convince them he could see and would have them petting it.

Now, since he has a brand new pair of camo house shoes he is trying to convince my neighbors great grandchild, a 3 year old, that the little boy cannot see the sweet husbands feet because of the house shoes.

The little boy tried reason, he tried intimidation, he tried pleading, nothing worked, SH still remained convinced that his feet were invisible. I listened to it for over two hours, I was beginning to consider chopping his darn feet off just so he would shut up about them.

Then the light went on in the little boys eyes, and he ran over to me and said I know why him can't see him's feet! I started laughing and asked him why? He turned to SH and said, you can't see your feets cause your tummick is to big.

The look on the sweet husbands face was priceless, the grandmother and I were collapsing laughing, the baby looked confused even more so, and the SH says, have I shown you my puppy?