The Sweet Husband

The Sweet Husband doesn't Know

Most would think that after nearly 40 years, you would know.

My man does not know, not at year one, nor at year 38.

The sweet husband continually asks, did you take that, whatever it is, out of the car?

I don't know, wasn't that a week ago? Did you go look in the car and, if so, was it gone?

Honey, it was yesterday, and I thought if you knew where you put it, then I wouldn't have to make a trip to the car.

Yesterday?? You know I can't remember 5 mnutes ago, I'm sorry, I have no clue. And God forbid you walk 20 feet through the kitchen to the car.

He sits there and looks expectantly at me.

UHHHH, what you looking at me for?

Well, since you were going to take it out of the car, I thought you might go do that now.

But I don't know if it's in the car, I might have already taken it out, if I did take it out, where would you have told me to put it?

In the gun room.

Did you look in the gun room?

No, because I didn't see you take it out of the car.

Dude, you can't see through the walls, unless you went with me to the garage, you would not see me take it out of the car.

You know what I mean, I didn't see you bring it through the living room to take it into the gun room.

Beats me, and I go back to the computer, I look up and he is still looking at me.

Randy, I am not going to jump up and go to the car to get something that, not only did I not puchase , I did not go off and leave it in the car
in the first place. If I were you, I would check in the gun room first, that's only 3 doors down the hall, if it isn't in there, go to the car and
get it, if, in fact, you want it. If not, stop waiting on me to wait on you.

As he goes and get it out of the gun room, he walks back into the living room and says, I don't know why you need to be so grouchy all the time. I know I
should have listened when that preacher friend of your family told me that he wasn't putting that word obey in the vows because it would do no good.

He was right baby, he was right.