The Sweet Husband

Tires on my car

38 years, get that, 38 years of being married to me and the sweet husband asks me, "what size tires are on your car?"

I try playing nice. "Beats hell out of me, there's 4 of them."

He looks at me really puzzled. Seriously puzzled.

You mean you don't know what size tires are on your car? What would you do if you needed tires and I am not here?

Hmmm, Well I guess I would go to the tire store and say give me four just like the ones that are on the damn car, please.

Well, if you are going to get huffy about it, I'm not even going to talk to you about this anymore.