The Sweet Husband

Them

I think my new prayer is going to be, Dear Lord, what did I ever do that made you think it was ok to put me into a house with a deaf man who won't wear a hearing aide and a paranoid schizophrenic? Whatever it was, please forgive me and let me know what it was so I can have it tatooed on me so that I will never, ever, ever, do it again.

Sheryl walks through and says their coming!

ME: okie dokie

Randy: What did she say?

Me: Their coming.

Randy: What did you say?

me: THEIR COMING!

Randy: Well, you don't have to yell at me. Who's coming:

me: I don't know.

Randy: Didn't you ask?

Me:  No.

Randy: Why not? Don't you think it's important to know who's coming to the house at this time of night?

me: How long have you lived here?

Randy: What did you say?

me: Nothing

about 30 to 45 minutes pass

Randy: So who's coming.

Sheryl, walking out to the laundry room, hears him, stops and says , they are

Randy: Who the hell is they?

Sheryl: Them

Randy: What did she say?

me: I'm moving into the camper out at the deer lease.

Randy:  You can't.

me: Why can't I?

Randy, cause you won't be here when they come.