The Sweet Husband

The SH Needs to Lose 10 lbs

Sweet Husband: I need to lose 10 more lbs.

Me: You know you can do it.

SH: Yeah but I need to do it by tomorrow.

Me. Maybe you need to walk to Waco, it works for some people.

SH: that won't work, it would take me 3 months to walk to Waco, and that's not much weight per day.

Me: I hadn't thought of it like that, you are right.

SH: Ok, give me another idea.

Me: Start earlier than the night before next time?

SH: A GOOD wife would have better ideas than that.

me: Maybe you need to find you one of those.

SH: can't do that by tomorrow either.

Me: Sounds to me like you are pretty much screwed then.

SH: You gonna keep that little short mean doctor lady off my ass tomorrow.

Me: Nope, I'm going to point her in the direction of your ass and sit back and smile a lot.

SH: Maybe I will put an ad in the paper for that good wife thing.

Me: You can call them on the phone to place the ad.

SH: I'll think about that on my way home tomorrow.

me: Okie dokie, let me know how that goes for you.