The Sweet Husband

Poppy and the Weather Channel

Apparently I have a very suggestible personality. The sweet husband loves directtv's weather channel.He has programmed into it, the weather here, the weather in Waco, the weather at the deer lease and the weather at our son's home in Missouri.
Every morning he checks all four, and when I ask, have you checked the weather, he gives me a run down on everyoné's weather without mentioning the names of the locations, irritating me way more than it should. I realize that.
I hear him doing it, I should be able to just pick out Marlin out of the group and forget the others,
however, that is not how my brain works.
In the summer it is not a problem, but in the winter?
I cannot even tell you how many times he has said it is icy and 10 degrees and I tell him he needs to drive when I have to go to the store, he doesn't even blink anymore, just says call Randy and tell him, cause that's where the ice is.
It does not help to tell him I only want the MARLIn temperature, nobody elses. I've tried that, he gives me the Marlin temp first, then in a minute or so, down the list we go.
I understand its my disability that I can't remember which was which 5 minutes later. I get that. I should be able to just latch on to the one I want, but I can't do it.
I have threatened him with bodily harm, nothing works.
This morning, I thought I had resolved it. I switched to the weather channel myself, looked at the local weather, and then, as I switched it back, he says'it's 22 degrees in Missouri and they have a 90% chance of snow tomorrow, then he switches it back and gives me Waco and Goldthwaite.
I think I have it covered if I can remember to check my list. Accross the top I wrote, The 22 degrees is in Missouri dumbass.