The Sweet Husband

MOM the Soldier

I got up early this morning, around 6 AM and started my usual morning routine I turned the burglar off. alarm off, made the trip down the hall to the bathroom,went back into the kitchen to make coffee and realized I would be out of creamer bfore my second cup.

Grab my keys from the top of the microwave, a ten out of the go get what you forgot drawer, yelled at Randy, going to get creamer, got in the car, hit the garage door opener, staring intently at the camera to make sure I didn't get to close to the pickup and a voice from the back seat said I NEED TO SEE YOUR INDENIIFICATION MA'AM.

First, take your blessings where you can find them, and God really knew what he was doing when he made the human body have to go pee when it first wakes up.

Somehow during all my running through the house Sheryl had gotten in the car and she has decided that I am a soldier, I believe its some kind of foreign soldier since for the last two hours every time she walks by me she says Habla Espanol?