The Sweet Husband

Get your Insurance at Burger King

so Sheryl asks me this morning how am I feeling and does she need to make me some of her special recipe garlic soup. I tell her I am doing well, but let's just skip the soup. I have no clue what she puts in it other than garlic, but I have smelled it cooking before and it smells awful.

Then she asks me how much it cost to have the surgery, I explained that I have the Scott and White seniorcare so outpatient surgery is $100.00. She tells me that she got insurance at Burger KinG and it cost $2000.00 every time you go to the doctor but I should look into it because you also get free cheeseburgers on the day of your appointment.

So I try one more time to explain that she has Medicare and Medicaid and that it costs her nothing to go to the doctor, and she very quietly informs me that yeah, but you get no damn cheeseburgers with that crap.

She has a point, I must admit, there are definitely no cheeseburgers involved.