The Sweet Husband

The SH and Reality Shows

The sweet husband loves the tv reality shows about people living the subsistance lifestyle. He wants no part of it, but he loves watching them.

However, I am not quite so fond of the dialog that apparently must be carried on with the television.

Live Free or Die, I hear from the Peanut Gallery, You crazy bastard, you just dumped a million bees into a box, did you think they were gonna thow a tea party and invite you to be guest of honor?

Life Below Zero, Damn woman, you shot at the damn thing 6 times, go open a can of beans!

later in Life Below Zero, Crazy Ass woman , you couldn't hit the side of a barn, you better buy you some more beans when the plane comes in.

So since he seems to respond better to me talking nicely to him, rather than climbing on his chest and beating him severely around the head and ears, I sweetly said, why do you think it's necessary to talk to the tv.

His reply, Hell, it's not my fault they hire no shooting, non thinking dumbasses these shows. I have to help these people survive.

Well, one option would be, if you don't like the show, don't watch it.

I love this show, woman!