The Sweet Husband

If a Woman falls on your head

As we are watching the 5AM news this morning, one of the stories is about an 18 year old in Philadelphia taking a picture, standing on an 8th floor window ledge and as she tries to go back inside falls to her death, landing on another lady walking down the street, putting the lady she fell on in the hospital.

The sweet husband, laying back in his thinking position, asks me what would I would think if I were just walking down the sidewalk and a person fell from above and hit me. I told him I probably wouldn't have time to think between the lady falling on my head and the heart attack I would have when it happened.

He thinks for a minute, then informs me that if it were 50 years ago, he might have been more used to girls falling all over him, but if it happened now, all he would be thinking about was how embarrassing it was going to be when they got him to the ER and he was screaming in terror every time a female came near him.

The very next story is an instore camera taking pictures of two ladies, in a store in Waco, one picks up a flat screen TV box, places it under her very loose fitting skirt, between her legs and they both walk off, her walking as normally as she walked in. The police are asking anyone that knows the ladies to contact them.

The hubs sits there for a few minutes and says, where did she put that box?

I reply, under her skirt.

Where under her skirt?

Good Lord, I don't know, I wasn't there, but it had to be between her legs, it wouldn't fit where you are thinking she put it.

Ok,but she sure walked normal to be having a big box between her legs

After a few minutes, he says, that's crazy, a woman like that, you could make mad passionate love, and she wouldn't even know you had been in the room.

Watching the news should not be this funny, I have laughed all morning.