The Sweet Husband

The SH only needs the sun

I get really nervous even at the thought of being lost. I mean shaking, almost in tears, nervous.
The sweet husband can find his way out, I dont care where we are, by looking at the sun.
After he went to the doctor this morning, we had to go into Temple to Best Buy to pick up a television for the camper, so that we can take the camper to get his Direct TV addiction installed on Wednesday.
When we came out, we couldn't go back the way we came, I didnt know where we were, so that is lost, and lost makes me nauseous
As I sit there, slowly about to go crazy, he is looking at where the sun is, and driving straight back to our turnoff to come home.
He is being what he thinks is nice, and tells me, I told you baby, all you have to do is see where the sun is and you can always find your way.
I have no clue why, but I just snapped and threw what we have always called a walleyed fit, I was furious, and informed him that the only thing that it told me when I saw the sun was that it was daylight.
And just by the way, I would never, ever go anywhere again, EVER, at night, because his big ass couldn't find his way home if we were lost unless the damn sun was shining.
By now, I am crying, and he is laughing so hard he has to pull over, and then I start laughing and crying both.As he calms me down and starts driving again, he's telling me I love you, you nut, you are crazy as hell, but I love you.
Then about halfway home, he says, why do you think we don't go anywhere new at night? I don't want to sleep in the car waiting for the sun to come up.
That started it all over again, we have laughed about it all day.