When the SH turned 70

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Sweet Husband: My birthday is in February, I don't like turning 70, so I have decided I will just be 32.

Me: Well all righty then, what you gonna do about having a 66 year old wife?

SH: You know you have always looked 28 to me.

Me: That's some pretty good sucking up you are doing there big boy, what have you done?

SH: Nothing yet, but that means I have a free one coming.

I'm in a good mood this morning, so I think I won't bust his bubble.

Yet.


OH NO he didn't!!!!

two seconds after I posted this he says:

That reminds me, we need to make an appointment for my eye exam.

Me: Uh, what you trying to say?

SH:  Blank look on face, about what?

Me: Well, you say I look 28 and that reminds you that you need to have your eyes checked???

SH: Do you remember me having a free one coming? Lets just use it here, ok?


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