Sweet Husband: My birthday is in February, I don't like turning 70, so I have decided I will just be 32.
Me: Well all righty then, what you gonna do about having a 66 year old wife?
SH: You know you have always looked 28 to me.
Me: That's some pretty good sucking up you are doing there big boy, what have you done?
SH: Nothing yet, but that means I have a free one coming.
I'm in a good mood this morning, so I think I won't bust his bubble.
Yet.
OH NO he didn't!!!!two seconds after I posted this he says:
That reminds me, we need to make an appointment for my eye exam.
Me: Uh, what you trying to say?
SH: Blank look on face, about what?
Me: Well, you say I look 28 and that reminds you that you need to have your eyes checked???
SH: Do you remember me having a free one coming? Lets just use it here, ok?
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