Glow in the dark

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The Uber psychotic little puppy may be the death of the sweet husband.

The doctor prescibed Prednisone for me to take, two tablets a day for five days.This morning, I dropped one, the puppy swooped in and ate it, scared the crap out of me, Poppy was asleep, I didn't want to scare him, so I went in the kitchen and called the Vet, she said, it won't hurt him, but he may have an unusual gastric episode today.By unusal, I took that to mean loose stools, but the main thing was it wouldn't hurt him, so I just didn't mention it.

Later in the morning, Poppy had come out of the bathroom, sat in his chair, I saw the puppy go behind his chair, so I got up to see what was going on with him. He did not have loose stools, but they were almost a neon green color.I scooped it up, took it and dropped it in the commode, the commode would not flush, so I thought I will come back and flush it, then I don't have to listen to Poppy fussing about him doing it in the floor.Of course, as soon as I sat down, the empty mind syndrome kicked in and I forgot all about it.

This afternoon, Poppy goes to the bathroom, come out and asks me if I am ok, I say sure I feel fine, He asks if Heavan is ok, I say yeah, she's great, why? Are you ok? His reply, I am ok but someone in this damn house as been exposed to radiation, and they are NOT ok.UHHH, what in the hell are you talking about? Some pooped glow in the dark poop, and someone needs a damned ambulance!

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