The Sweet Husband

The Ferocious A'Hole

Conversation while drinking morning coffee:

Randy: Why do you put everything I say on Facebook.

Tommie: Because you are funny, and the world needs to laugh?

Randy: You gonna make me a Facebook Page like Jennifer Lynn Wooten did for Beast?

Tommie: No

Randy: You could call it Tommie and the Ferocious A'hole

Tommie: You aren't ferocious.

Long pause

Randy: I notice you didn't say I'm not an a'hole.

Tommie: Well, nobody can take that away from you.

Randy: Good, I worked hard at it for years.

Tommie: You always were a hard worker.

Randy: I may be losing it in my old age.

Tommie: I would have to say you haven't aged that much.

Randy: Thanks honey, are you saying I still got it?

Tommie: You still got it babe.