The Sweet Husband

Sheryl and the Ticking Heart

Sooooooo, I have to be at work at 7AM so naturally I wake up at 2 AM. I woke up feeling just a little bitchy, not much, but just a little.

I am making coffee and sweet Sheryl comes into the kitchen and says, I meant to ask, have you heard Butch's heart beating?

Errr??? Well,not personally, but I know it was beating.  He is alive, it's beating, babe.

Sheyl replies, but is it a beat or a tick?

So the bitchy kicks in, just a little, and I tell her, it's beat babe, not tick, you never heard anybody sing about every little tick of your heart.

She walks back into the living room and tells the SH that bitch in the kitchen is crazy, I don't know how you put up with her.

As I walk back, carrying his cup of coffee to him, he is agreeing with her that it's a hard job but someone has to do it and out of the goodness of his heart, he has agreed to put up with me, and that the only thing you have to watch is that right eyebrow, if it goes up, then you better run.

smh, so I have spent the last hour and a half with Sheryl staring intently at my eyebrows. I will be so glad when 7AM gets here.