The Sweet Husband

The Two Older girls and Peanut Butter

This reminds me of A time when my two oldest were little.

My mother in law had come to visit, she was the sweetest woman in the world, but just one of those people that are damn near perfect, no matter what you do, you just know you are never going to measure up to some people.

The girls were 3 and 18 months. I had gotten up early to get their daddy off to work, and then gone to sleep sitting in the rocking chair. When I woke up both kids were up and they were covered in something brown from head to toe, there was not a white spot anywhere on their little bodies.

I thought the baby had pooped then they got it all over them.

Just as I picked the baby up and holding her way out in front of me headed for the sink, his mom got up and said, oh my goodness, what did they do? I told her they pooped and she said, this one is eating it.

I was gagging,then when I got to the sink, I could smell Sheryl, my brain was thinking poop and she was making me sick as a dog.

Just then his mother spotted the peanut butter jar under the coffee table, she said there is either something wrong with your nose or I am never, ever going to buy this brand of Peanut butter.