The Sweet Husband

The Lighter Tector

It's not a requirement that you be crazy to live at my house, but it helps.

Randy: "Did you move my Dremel tool?"
Me: "Nope, haven't seen it"
Randy:( searching by his chair) You have to have moved it, you know I never move, and it's not here"
Me: "I told you I haven't seen it, that means I did not see it, touch it, move it, nada, nothing"
Randy: ( looking very perplexed) picks up his cigarette lighter and gently tosses it to me.
Me: "What the hell is this for?"
Randy: "Hold it in your hand and I'm going to ask you again, its a lighter tector.
Me: SMH, you know you have been watching too much Maury again, don't you?