The Sweet Husband

He's tired of being the Sweet Husband

Conversation from the crazy side:

Him: I'm tired of being a sweet husband, I think I am going to try being a butt head today.

Me: Thank God for that! But I didn't realize you had to try, I thought it was a natural talent

Him: Huh? you WANT me to be a butt head.

Me: Yep, it's about time.

Him: I thought you didn't like me acting like an ass, hell, I could have been doing that all the time.

Me: I'm not particularly fond of it, but there are advantages.

Him: What is the advantage of me acting like an ass?

Me: I don't have to cook, get you your coffee, listen to a word you say, I can just kick back and do nothing.

Him: Hmmm, ok, maybe tomorrow I will be an ass, today I'm hungry. When you cook, can you make something that's going to have a lot of leftovers?

Me: Not on your life big boy.

Him: I love you anyway, but I think I'll be the sweet husband and not warn you next time.

Me: I will know babe, it's a gift I have.