The Sweet Husband

Cooling your jets is actually a good idea.

Ok, sometimes you need a scorecard around here to decide just who is the craziest.

I leave at 7:15 this morning, because I have a 7:30 appointment to get the oil changed in my car.

I have a totally insane conversation with the service manager, as he tries unsuccessfully to explain to me why I came in at 7:30 and his mechanics don't get there until 8.

Then I get home to the sweet husband sitting in his recliner twiddling his thumbs singing Little Bunny Foo-Foo. I sit down, watch him for a few minutes. Then finally give up and say, ok cowboy, what you doing acting just a little bit like you are on the slow side?

He replies cooling my jets.

Hmm, I didn't know your jets were warm, what's going on?

He says, I forgot about you getting the oil changed, I asked Sheryl, where is your mother? She told me to cool my jets, that you had orders to be away for awhile,and it was classified where you went.

So naturally, my first thought is, so this brought out Little bunny foo-foo? He answers, that was my second song, I was singing I was kung-foo fighting, then I went on to the Bunny foo-foo

I am thinking if you aren't crazy when you get here, you will be before you leave.