The sweet husband informs me that he thinks he has Ebola.
Ok, Do you have a temperature?
No.
Do you have a Severe Headache?
No.
Do you have muscle pain?
I'm old, I don't even have muscles anymore.
Are you feeling weak?
Since about 1995
Do you have Diarrhea?
No! I told you I have Ebola, not all that othe stuff.
Those are some of the symptoms of Ebola, another one is Unexplained Bruising, you are going
to have that, minus the unexplained part.
I feel better now, maybe I am healed.
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