I actually thought I had made the SH have a heart attack, unintentionally,of course.Well, I meant to scare him, but not to the point that he grabbed his chest and turned really red in the face and fell backward into his chair.
Then I wanted to bean him upside the head, because it was all crap and he was just putting on a show.
So,I will start at the beginning.
He felt a lot better so we decided to go for a drive, we ended up close to the the deer lease and so we went in to pick up the SD cards. He bails out of the car to answer the call of nature as I went to get the first card. I yell back at him, you do know you are standing in front of a camera, don't you?
He says those batteries have been in there since November of last year, they are all dead.
Apparently those advertisements about how long those batteries will last on a night vision camera are true.We get home and the last 3 pictures on the card are of him taking a leak.
Sooo, I tell him I put one of them on facebook.
Go back to paragraph one.
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