Stories about Y/n creating bonds with characters from series and films.
(I don't own the characters)
PG-13!
1. **Language:** Mild to moderate profanity, but not extreme or pervasive.
2. **Violence:** Some intense or realistic violence may be present...
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Peter, MJ, and Ned had always been a mischievous trio, their penchant for pranks often leading them into hilarious yet chaotic situations. One afternoon, they found themselves in a fast-food shop, and as luck would have it, Thanos, the Mad Titan himself, was sitting a few tables away. He looked out of place in the bright, cheery establishment, his massive frame squeezed into a booth, staring intently at a tray of fries. This sight was too tempting for the trio to ignore.
"Guys, we should totally prank him," Peter whispered, nudging MJ and Ned, who immediately grinned at the idea.
They started small—Peter launched a spitball across the room that landed squarely on Thanos's shoulder. MJ pretended to trip near his table, spilling ketchup all over his boots. And Ned, emboldened by his friends, subtly placed a whoopee cushion on the seat beside him.
Thanos, initially ignoring their antics, eventually snapped, his voice booming through the restaurant, "You call this a prank? Pathetic!" He scowled, his deep voice sending shivers down everyone's spine. "If you want to prank someone, don't waste my time with such juvenile nonsense."
The trio retreated, unsure whether to feel ashamed or emboldened. But they weren't done for the day.
Later, emboldened by their failed attempt with Thanos, Peter, MJ, and Ned decided to escalate their antics. The idea was simple but risky—dropping eggs off a bridge into the traffic below. It wasn't long before one of their projectiles splattered across the windshield of a car, and to their horror, it belonged to none other than Thanos again.
Only this time, Thanos wasn't alone. He was driving with Y/n, his frightened "wife," and their children in the back seat. Y/n, though clearly exasperated, was trying to remain calm as Thanos's rage bubbled to the surface.
"Who the hell do they think they are?" Thanos growled, swerving dangerously as he glared up at the bridge. "They will pay."
Thanos pursued them through the city, and what started as a prank quickly became a terrifying chase. Peter, MJ, and Ned ran for their lives, ducking into alleys and side streets, but Thanos was relentless. He was driving like a madman, his car barreling down on them, clipping Ned in the side and sending him tumbling to the ground.
In a blind alley, cornered and fearing for their lives, they could do nothing but brace for impact as Thanos's car screeched to a halt just inches away from them. Y/n, ever the voice of reason, finally spoke up, "Thanos, calm down. They're just kids."
Thanos, fists clenched on the steering wheel, took a deep breath and exhaled. "Fine. But they're lucky I'm in a good mood."
Later that night, the family dined out at a nice restaurant, trying to put the day behind them. However, things took a turn when the waiter informed Thanos that they had run out of the red sauce Y/n had ordered.
"No red sauce?" Thanos's voice rose in anger. "That's unacceptable."
Before anyone could react, Thanos reached into his coat, pulled out what looked like a gun, and seemingly blew his brains out right there at the table. Blood and gore sprayed everywhere, sending other patrons screaming and fleeing in terror. Y/n and the children, however, simply stood up calmly and left the restaurant with smiles on their faces, clearly unfazed.
The next day, Peter found himself nervously walking into school, still rattled by the car chase and hearing about the supposed incident at the restaurant. To his shock, he found Thanos waiting for him outside, smirking.
"You thought you knew how to prank, kid?" Thanos said, lifting a hand to reveal a skullcap full of hamburger meat. "That's how it's done."
Peter, dumbfounded, stared at Thanos in disbelief. "You... that was all fake?"
Thanos chuckled darkly. "Of course. You need to commit if you're going to pull a prank on someone like me. Consider that lesson one."
Peter walked away, still processing everything, realizing that even the Mad Titan had a sense of humor—albeit a twisted one.
