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JUNE 18,
It's hard to believe it's been six years since I began researching the strange and wondrous secrets of Gravity Falls, Oregon.

In all my travels, never have I observed so many curious things! Gravity Falls is indeed a geographical oddity.

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But the strangest thing about this town is the question: WHY?? Why is it that this one remote location houses more paranormal, alter-average, and super-usual phenomena than any other location on Earth? There must be a hidden law of nature, a "Grand Unified Theory of Weirdness," which explains how everything in Gravity Falls is connected. My benefactors trust that I will use their grant money to discover something incredible, and I believe this Theory could be it.

MY CONTINUING MISSION:
Investigate the Supernatural of Gravity Falls
Discover the GRAND UNIFIED THEORY OF WEIRDNESS
Publish theory and join the ranks of Newton, Tesla, & Einstein in the pantheon of science!


Some of my recent investigations include...

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