FAIRIES
DANGER UNKNOWN
I encountered my first fairy when I awoke one morning and found it arguing politics with the stuffed bear head above my fireplace.
They have shown themselves capable of c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶e̶x̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶d̶m̶i̶r̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ alarming ability to swarm together in giant forms. Are obviously able to fly, although sometimes not very well, and have been shown to occasionally forget they can fly. Keeping my snacks on higher shelves has done nothing to stop their persistent nibbling. ########### ########### Darn.
Another fairy stole my hat and ate two of my cassette tapes!
-----
Common height is ten to eighteen inches.
Flowers are a huge part of the fairy's life. Used for money?
Several tried to "kidnap" me as an "offering to the king" while I was sleeping, but I just drop-kicked them out the window when I awoke. Unsettling.
The fairies are nice once I got to know them! The leader's daughter (the young ones are called pixies) is named Jill and seems very curious.
WEAKNESS: pigs
GLITTERY WINGS!!
I saw one taking a "butterfly bath." I wish I could un-see this.
YOU ARE READING
The Third Journal
FanfictionDespite the cover, this is a Relativity Falls copy of the THIRD journal. Notes: Any words in the journal that are crossed out that aren't legible will be replaced with ##### Sometimes I'll have to use the same text style for multiple characte...
