The Third Journal

Pages 161+162

UPDATE! TIME TRAVEL ACTUALLY IS REAL! Remember the "Bald Ghost" I kept seeing? It turns out he was the world's worst time traveler! His name was B̶l̶e̶n̶d̶o̶?̶ ̶B̶e̶n̶s̶o̶n̶?̶ Blendin, and he was as weird as he looks.

He came from the year "207̃12" to fix time anomalies, but I think he ended up causing them instead with his time tape. I wish I had held onto this gadget! Maybe Fidds can help me make our own.

Blendin Revealed

His head catches on fire every time he time travels- and burns off all his hair!

His time goggles allow him to see the future, the past, but not really tiny print. Dude needs to switch prescriptions!

His chrono-flage suit constantly glitches, even though it's supposed to make him blend in to any surroundings. Hey, "blend in." I finally got that!

Ha, I like pun-based names!

Stan and Bella here! The nerds are over in the corner with Ria's tape measure, the kitchen timer, and some jumper cables. They're so cute! So while they are distracted, we thought we'd write about something way more important than a time travel adventure.

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We found this little cutie at the fair today! We never knew we were missing something til Gompers showed up and showed us we were missing a goat- him! He's a smol bean, fluffy bean, and best little kid (yes, he's a baby!) all in one!

what does any of that even mean?

GOMPERS THE SUPER GOAT!!!

Super Sensitive Ears can hear someone eating from 2 rooms away.

Yellow slitted eyes can see into your soul and judge whether you are worthy of his love.

Super Fluffy Fur can withstand even the worst brushing when its tangled.

His Tummy is super cute and ticklish. Kind of his Achilles' Heel. Achilles' HOOF!

Bella wanted to be the mom, so I'm gonna be the dad!

Time is irrelevant and just a concept made up by humans! We will love him forever!

AWW! HE'S HELPING!