DIPPER'S JOURNAL
Lottocron Nine (The Gambling Dimension)
It's like the mob took over the entire galaxy. Except there is no mob, because gambling is not only legal here, IT'S MANDATORY!!
Cynn City-
Central Governing Authority of the Gambling Dimension. It lands on whatever planet wins the yearly lottery to host it.
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Every aspect of life is left up to chance in this dimension.
Babies learn to roll dice before they learn to walk, and no one over the age of five goes anywhere without their lucky deck of cards. Even choosing your soul mate is left to Lady Luck.
Luckily, the government is effective. The Galactic Senate meets at the track every Saturday to d̶e̶b̶a̶t̶e̶ bet on their favorite laws.
Mabel would have loved this place, but it just made me depressed. Although I had a good run in the Gambling Dimension, the dimensional bouncers ended up kicking me out for counting cards! What are the odds?
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The Third Journal
FanfictionDespite the cover, this is a Relativity Falls copy of the THIRD journal. Notes: Any words in the journal that are crossed out that aren't legible will be replaced with ##### Sometimes I'll have to use the same text style for multiple characte...
