FOREST ODDITIES
Moth Man
This urban legend of the Pacific Northwest is more than a myth- it has been drawn to the bug-zapper in my backyard multiple times!
Making high clicking sounds and feeding on stray dogs and hobos, this 10-foot humanoid is terrifying but gets easily trapped behind screen doors. Dissolves into 100 fluttering moths on contact, Believed to start out as a "Caterpillar Man," but this has never been observed (yet).
SEEN HOVERING BY LAMP POSTS & STOP LIGHTS
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Beard Cubs
These living, ambulatory beards (some with mustaches) roam the forest in packs and will steal the aftershave out of your camping gear. They nest on trees, bushes, and lumberjacks' faces. They don't seem to rest on girl's faces. One tried to attack me once and I barely escaped clean-shaven! (But good proof that I am indeed a manly man!)
"Portal Potty"
A mysterious system of space-warping outhouses seems to be strategically spreading throughout the town's forests. I was able to successfully use one to transport myself but wound up in the middle of the desert and had to hitchhike home. No idea who created them but I'm never going in again. Sometimes it's just best to hold it.
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The Third Journal
FanfictionDespite the cover, this is a Relativity Falls copy of the THIRD journal. Notes: Any words in the journal that are crossed out that aren't legible will be replaced with ##### Sometimes I'll have to use the same text style for multiple characte...
