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Ghosts

We start on the not-so-deadly end of the scale.

CATEGORY 1

EH.

Ghosts in this category pose no threat to humanity. In fact, their fondest wish seems to be an impossible desire to rejoin the human race- or at least become the best friend of whatever person they can latch on to. The Category One I encountered in Wendy's cabin kept trying to get me involved in "G-rated adventures," oblivious to the fact that I am a man in his late twenties and not a thirteen-year-old girl.

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KINDA CUTE

In other words, the only way a Category One can harm you is by annoying you to death.

Making things float is their only real power.

Remember: show no interest in them and they will disappear. One word of kindness is enough to keep them around for years to come!

CODES:
FUHHSLOB ZKLVSHUHG "FDQ L NHHS BRX?" KRUULIBLQJ!

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