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Leprecorn

A disappointment to unicorn enthusiasts and leprechaun hunters alike, these giggling freaks of nature are found near rainbows and boxes of sugary cereal with colorful marshmallow shapes.

HOOF PRINT

I was searching a nearby field for four-lead clovers to use in a luck experiment when I encountered this specimen. He said, "TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA!" and then proceeded to chew on my hair. I picked him up by the horn and threw him as far as I could, but he trotted right back.

FOUR-LEAF CLOVER

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Their horns are musical and play a constant loop of "Danny Boy." It is VERY IRRITATING.

RAINBOW TAIL/MANE

Gold coins fell out of his beard. I pocketed a few, but later discovered they were plastic. Everything about this creature is frustrating. I shudder to think how such a horrific being came into this world. (Although, for the record, I will state that actual unicorns are just as annoying.)

CODES: 
ZDWFK RXW
NLOO PH SOHDVH

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