Palm reading is ridiculous. I can't believe I dignified that crone with my time....
The ancients made primitive charts like this to predict the future, and even this was more advanced than "Palmistry."
I may want to study up on ancient forms of prediction. That'll show that wizard!
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Squash with Human Face and Emotions
HE'S GOURD-GEOUS!
C bought this as a gift for me at the fair. I appreciate the sentiment, but it's hideous! She pulled it out of a barrel of "reject gourds" because she said it reminded her of me! (I suppose some of the warts do look like the big dipper.) I kept it on a shelf in the lab (out of politeness) and tried to forget about it, but I could swear the gourd has been making moaning sounds while I work.
Its expression chances on a daily basis, and it seems to be growing something resembling an arm out of its back. Politeness or no, I'm throwing this thing out!
SEEDS WITH WARTS
(FUTURE GENERATIONS)
YOU ARE READING
The Third Journal
FanfictionDespite the cover, this is a Relativity Falls copy of the THIRD journal. Notes: Any words in the journal that are crossed out that aren't legible will be replaced with ##### Sometimes I'll have to use the same text style for multiple characte...
