Palm reading is ridiculous. I can't believe I dignified that crone with my time....
The ancients made primitive charts like this to predict the future, and even this was more advanced than "Palmistry."
I may want to study up on ancient forms of prediction. That'll show that wizard!
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Squash with Human Face and Emotions
HE'S GOURD-GEOUS!
C bought this as a gift for me at the fair. I appreciate the sentiment, but it's hideous! She pulled it out of a barrel of "reject gourds" because she said it reminded her of me! (I suppose some of the warts do look like the big dipper.) I kept it on a shelf in the lab (out of politeness) and tried to forget about it, but I could swear the gourd has been making moaning sounds while I work.
Its expression chances on a daily basis, and it seems to be growing something resembling an arm out of its back. Politeness or no, I'm throwing this thing out!
SEEDS WITH WARTS
(FUTURE GENERATIONS)
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The Third Journal
FanfictionDespite the cover, this is a Relativity Falls copy of the THIRD journal. Notes: Any words in the journal that are crossed out that aren't legible will be replaced with ##### Sometimes I'll have to use the same text style for multiple characte...