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Since learning how dangerous my own lab grounds are, I have been researching forms of magical defense against zombies.

Enchanted daggers are handy! (I don't recommend "double-edged swords," though.)

It is possible to cure zombification! Mix one cup formaldehyde, one teaspoon salt, two teaspoons paint thinner, one quart newt's blood, and a pinch of cinnamon (for taste).

This only works until the tenth hour following contamination. If you take it any later, you're undead meat!

A zombie skull, ground up, can be used to coat your body. The smell will trick zombies (and anyone else, really) into avoiding you.

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Spells

For the sake of science, I suppose I should also include a zombie SUMMONING spell.  I'm not entirely sure why I'm writing this down, but I'm a stickler for being complete about a subject.

Stonehenge was either a spell-amplification center or a place for the druids to play hide-and-seek.

This chant, when read aloud, will CONJURE ZOMBIES for about twenty-four hours. Like most curses, it is both a blessing and a curse. Actually, it's just a curse.

Corpus Levitas

Diablo Dominium

Mondo Vicium

CODES:
FUHHSLHU WKDG CRPELHV: ORFDO IXGHUDO GLUHFURU YLFWRU YDOHGWLGR & KLV VRG, "JUHJJB Y."

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