The Third Journal

Pages 151+152

This creep is named Buddy Gleeful, and he runs a rival tourist trap called the Tent of Telepathy. He's a fake just like my Graunty, but he's way more dangerous- because people actually find him CHARMING! Including my friend Bella. It's the classic story. Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy tries to murder boy girl said was her boyfriend. Obviously we defeated him.

This Creep

The hair. Why is it so high? Is it supposed to be styled after his dad's hair?

There is no soul behind these eyes. Just unending evil.

These little beaver teeth are hilarious.

This amulet was no joke. Where did he get it? It gives the wearer telekinesis and a general "folksy vibe." Luckily Bella smashed it!

He smells like a combination of baby powder, after-shave, and marshmallows.

I got to admit, he can really pull off this Hawaiian shirt.

He swore "eternal revenge" on us or something like that, but seriously, how scared should we be of a 10-year-old? Forgetting his name... NOW.

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Dan Corduroy

Here's a name is won't forget anytime soon. Stan + I BOTH agree he's the coolest person in town. He lets me ride Mabel's golf cart and sneaks us ice cream sandwiches without paying for them. He's also really confident- even MABEL seems scared of him!

Ria says he's the lumberjack's son, and supposedly can climb and/or chop anything, but mostly I just see him looking for ways to get out of work. He has also tried giving Stan advice about not getting so many dumb crushes, which I really appreciate. Crushes are a waste of time. That's why I never have them. Nope. Never. Not once. O̶n̶e̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ ̶M̶a̶b̶e̶l̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶d̶a̶i̶l̶y̶ ̶c̶h̶o̶r̶e̶s̶,̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶e̶l̶b̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶o̶u̶c̶h̶e̶d̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶e̶.̶

Oh no, he's looking at me!!

I'M PRETENDING TO WRITE SOMETHING DOWN.