June 14,
Just got back from an INCREDIBLE adventure at a haunted convenience store! I fought these two ghosts and beat them single-handedly! I̶ ̶h̶a̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶r̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶
Never mind. Not really anything noteworthy about how they were defeated.
But Dan and his teen friends were all really impressed. Nothing really to write about Dan, either. I mean, what would I write, right? Right!
Okay, I'm done writing.
Well, I'm not! Ford's gone to bed, but I need to say something about what happened tonight, and Bella's still out cold. I̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶k̶i̶n̶d̶a̶ ̶c̶u̶t̶e̶.̶ I can't stop thinking about
AOSHIMA
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THE LAND OF SMILE DIP!!!!
BEWARE THESE DOGS!
Oh sure, it looks lovely, but these devil-dogs speak in backwards nightmare language that will haunt you forever. I got here by eating bleventeen packets of an expired, banned European sugar-candy called "Smile Dip." (I wonder if Bella ended up here, too? I'll ask her when she wakes up.) This may be the first time I've ever had a bad idea. And I'm sure it'll be my last!
THESE ARE NOT GOOD DOGS!
YOU ARE READING
The Third Journal
FanfictionDespite the cover, this is a Relativity Falls copy of the THIRD journal. Notes: Any words in the journal that are crossed out that aren't legible will be replaced with ##### Sometimes I'll have to use the same text style for multiple characte...
