June 3,
If you go on enough road trips, chances are you've seen a certain bumper sticker
WHAT IS THE
MYSTERY SHACK?
It refers to my great aunt Mabel's cabin in the woods. She's transformed her house into a tourist trap filled with phony exhibits like the "Six-Pack-Alope" and the "Uni-corpse" (don't ask). None of that stuff is as weird as my brother's new girlfriend, though. She smells like roadkill and never blinks. I think I've found my first mystery to investigate- and this book will be my guide. I mean, come on- just try and tell me this girl isn't a zombie!
-----
All entries from here on out will be written in my new journal I got in the gift shop.
YOU ARE READING
The Third Journal
FanfictionDespite the cover, this is a Relativity Falls copy of the THIRD journal. Notes: Any words in the journal that are crossed out that aren't legible will be replaced with ##### Sometimes I'll have to use the same text style for multiple characte...
