1. Whenever Maka gets a soul for Soul, quickly jump in and take it
2. Bonus if you eat it in front of them
3. Be overdramatic about it so it pisses him off even more
4. Randomly scream "SOUL" when you see him in the hallway
5. Say "nevermind" when he looks at you
6. Give him a nosebleed whenever you get a chance
7. Take Maka from him
8. Get him in trouble
9. Bonus if it's with Professor Stein
10. Or Spirit.
11. Ask him why he doesn't use his real last name
12. Call him "Evans" from that point on
13. Use corny and dirty pickup lines on him
14. Bonus if you embarrass him
15. Or give him a nosebleed
16. Bring Blair to school with you
17. Support SoKi
18. Support SoMa
19. Support BlaSo
20. Openly ship any or all of those in front of him
21. Force him to kiss Black*Star
22. Bonus if Tsubaki is there
23. Or have him kiss Maka
24. Bonus if Spirit is present
25. Ask him what it's like to be albino
26. Touch his hair CONSTANTLY
27. Steal his headband
28. Wear it around like a trophy
29. Maka Chop him randomly
30. Dye his clothes pink
31. Blame it on Black*Star
32. Or Excalibur
33. Sick Excalibur on him
34. Bring Excalibur to school (Don't)
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oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Short Story2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!
