1. Call him daddy
1.0 bonus if he has the kink
2. or just dad
3. Or dad man-droid
4. randomly shout I need an adult and glance in his direction
5. Be a fuck up
6. Do stupid things
7. Force him to dress up as Darth Vader
8. Become friends with Dv.a
9. Ask him what it was like to be young for him then walk away
10. Argue with him over everything
11 EVERYTHING
12. summon a Junker
13. give said junker explosives
14. sit back and watch the beauty (at a safe distance of course)
15. "How old are your children now?"
16. "GRANDPA TELL ME WAR STORIES!"
17. "do you have flashbacks?"
18. "Did you out live your children???"
20. Mmmmm papi
21. Dad jokes
22. Just randomly look at him
23 stare at him until he looks at you and look away do it repeatedly
24. Sing really annoying songs
25. Be a horrible human being
26. When referring to his past for whatever reason say "back in his day"
27 celebrate fathers day with him aND ONLY HIM
28. Be a loose cannon
29. Be really depressing
30. Be obnoxious
31. Force him to lose
32. Throw dildos at him
33. Tell him they were Dv.a's
34. Bonus If she's there
35. Double bonus if they actually are her's
36. Insist he's gay
37. Give him prune juice
38. Steal the visor
39. Realize how awesome it is
40. Refuse to give it back
YOU ARE READING
oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Short Story2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!
