Sans: lets go to the bone zone
Papyrus: The Great Papyrus does not need these pickup lines to get dates!
Undyne: sure, there are many fish in the sea; but how many others would be willing to climb a volcano for you?
Mettaton: if you're impressed with my face, then wait till you see these legs.
Asriel: are you a goat? cos you would look good with kids
Flowey: *voice cracks slightly* t-try not to die.. GAH! Pathetic human!!!
Toriel: I think i've fallen for you
Frisk: You fill me with DETERMINATION.
Alphys: You're hotter then the bottom of my computer.
YOU ARE READING
oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Short Story2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!
