America: If you were Sprite, I'd obey my thirst!
Canada: How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
England: How long will it take for your London Bridge to fall down?
Russia: My iron pipe isn't the only stiff rod around here~ ^J^
France: The Eiffel Tower is not the only thing in France that stands tall~!
Japan: I have a camera you know. Would you mind if I used flash?
Italy: My leaning tower would go straight for you~!
Germany: Would you care for a nibble of my wurst?
China: Would you care for a sample of my tasty treats, aru?
Denmark: I'm not drunk just intoxicated by your beauty.
Austria: Let me help you hit those high notes.
Spain: Can I strum you like my guitar?
Finland: You've been to good this year, how about I help you earn that coal.
Sealand: One day i'm gonna conquer the world! So how about I start with your heart?
Prussia: Your vital regions are unguarded! Prepare to be invaded!
Australia: Want an Australian kiss? It's French but down unda'!
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oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Short Story2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!
