His Friends Find Out His "Secret Nickname"
Cartman
"Killer can you come here?"
Cartman sighs at this, standing up from the couch from beside his friends.
"Woman needs me, I'll be back."
"Killer?" Stan repeats
"Killer." Kenny snickers
"Fuck you guys."Kyle
"Snickerdoodle!"
Kyle's cheeks tint a bright pink at the familiar nickname. You jump up to hug him and he holds you up.
He embarrassed.
"Not in front of the guys F/n!" Kyle whispers
"Awww but snickerdoodle-"
"Shut the fuck up Cartman!"Stan
"Snookums will you come here?"
"Dude." Kyle starts
"That's fucking amazing." Cartman laughs
Kenny is chuckling quietly at this, trying to not burst into laughter.Kenny
Kenny wasn't paying attention to you, which was kind of saddening.
"Puppy?" You whine
Kenny tenses up at the sound of that word leaving your lips. He drops his controller as you lean over the side of the couch. The guys stare at him in silence.Craig (crying from laughter)
You hug him from behind, pecking his cheek.
"I missed you daddy."
Craig blushes a dark red.
"Dude what the fuck?"Clyde
"hey fuckboi." You greet happily
"F/n stop it."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"Token
"C'mon! I just wanted to say hi to my tart."
"Tart?" Clyde repeats
"Well hi." He shrugs with a soft smile
"Tart!?" Tweeks repeatsTweek
"Twitches?" You ask softly
Twerk turns to look at you out of instinct. His friends snicker at the name. You peck him on the nose.
"I love you."
He calms down a bit.
"I-I love you too.." He says softlyPip
"Snowglobe!"
"Yes love?"
"Snowglobe? HAHAHA-"
Cartman is kicked in the face.
"Say one word and I'll kill your entire family." You whisper harshlyDamien
"Master?"
Damien turns to you, showing you've earned his attention. Pip is..currently in sweater town.Pete
"Mi'lord?"
The other goths glance at you and Pete in surprise.
"What?"
"I love you."
"I love you too you fucking conformist."Michael
"Hey darkness?"
"What is it, conformist?"
"A hug."
"I don't give-"
You wrap your arms around him anyway, snuggling close to his chest. You listen to his heartbeat with a smile on your face. Michael sighs loudly, but places a hand on your head, stroking your hair.Firkle
"Hey short stuff"
"You will know the true meaning of pain, death, and despair if you continue with this."Christophe
"Hey Chrissy!"
Christophe glances at Gregory who cocks an eyebrow. You jump into Christophe's arms, kissing all over his face.
"Don't."Gregory
"Prince?" You ask
Christophe chuckles softly at this whilst Gregory just turns to greet you.
"Yes?"
"I'm going to the store. Want anything?"
"No thank you."
"I love you."
"I love you too."
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oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Short Story2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!