Slenderman: (staring from a distance silently)
Ticci Toby: "Do-Does this ra-rag sm-smell like ch-chloro-chloroform t-to yo-you?"
Ben Drowned: Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Jeff the Killer: I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
Jane the Killer: Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink
Smile Dog: I'll see you in your dreams tonight..
Clockwork: You have the cutest smile when you sleep
YOU ARE READING
oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Short Story2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!
