America: Uncle Sam wants you and so do I
Canada: When I'm with you I don't feel so invisible anymore..
England: How about I show you exactly how big my big ben is *wiggles eyebrows*
France: What's a nice girl like you doing a dirty mind like mine?
Japan: The Japanese grow it, not show it
Germany: How about I show you why they call me drill sergant.
Austria: If you were a piano, I'd bang you all night long.
Spain: I'm a nice guy by day. But conquistador by night!
Prussia: You're awesome but not exactly awesome as me of course. But I'd still fuck you.
YOU ARE READING
oscar got bored☺ *DISCONTINUED*
Short Story2014 - 2016 ❤WARNING: SO MUCH CURSING AND OCCASIONALLY COMPLETE PERTVERTEDNESS❤ Sup, I'm Oscar. I don't own anything except the oneshot ideas, 'Evil Isn't That Bad', and 'Oscar's Universe'. All unless I say otherwise. So yeah, enjoy!
