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[Durarara!!] Izaya x Reader

Opposites Attract (whether you like it or not)

Answers, you were looking for answers. You arrived in the beautiful city of Ikebukuro looking for answers. You lived in a crummy studio apartment just for answers. You made friends with very diverse, very different people for answers.

All you'd ever wanted was answers and maybe occasionally some information. However, your source of information was a dick so you tended to instead rely on yourself. You tended to keep to yourself, only letting out what those who seemed wanted to know, at a cost of course. 

You walk down the street with your hands stuffed into your jeans pockets. Occasionally you would bump shoulders with someone in a hurry or careless and on their phone. No one would apologize, they didn't need to. Humanity was worthless enough in your eyes.

An arm is slung around your shoulder, surprising you. You turn your head, to meet the face of your moral opposite, Izaya Orihara.

"Ahh, n/n-chan~!" He purrs "So glad to see you in town. We never talk all that much."

"Tch, please. Do me a favor and drop the façade. It makes me awfully sick." You respond coldly

Izaya just grins wider, letting out a sigh of content.

"Bitter as ever I see. How's my favorite human been doing since our last chat?"

"Irritated because his/her least favorite human is pestering them. Get off of me."

You shrug his arm off and he lets you, you always were terribly bitter. You'd come to Ikebukuro for answers and you'd eventually gotten them. But, like most of the people in this city, they stay for something. What made you so bitter was the fact that it was him, Izaya Orihara. He was a pest from Shinjiku the city he, according to Shizuo Heiwaijma, was supposed to stay after he left the city the first time. God knows what brought him back though.

"Oh don't be like that n/n-chan. We may have or differences but-"

"Take a hint you fucking creeper! I don't like you! So leave me be!"

He sighs once more only this time it was in disapproval.

"F/n, F/n," He tsks

He grabs you and pulls you into a nearby alleyway. Izaya grips the collar of your shirt and presses his body against you. He then whips out his switchblade. But you being the little shit you are, see his cards and take out yours as well. The two of you are in a stand off.

"Izaya!" The name rumbles through the air

Bingo.

A vending machine in thrown into the alleyway, you and Izaya both dodge it, skillfully might you add.

"Ah, Shizu-chan, you did join the party."

"Shut the hell up you flea!"

You slip over to Izaya, starting a knife fight. Shizuo lights a cigarette and stands there smoking it as the two of you make your way out onto the empty side street. A crowd of onlookers stand in a weird shaped around you, since people don't really want to stand near Shizuo Heiwajima.

Izaya manages to land a cut on your cheek but you retaliate by stabbing him in the side..
You watch as he falls to his knees, hiding the wound.

Shizuo approaches you and high-fives you. You ruffle Izaya's hair as you take out your phone. 

"I'm only calling Shinra this one time. But only because you look pathetic as fuck." You say through gritted teeth

"Awe N/n-chan you do care." He comments slyly

"Keep that up and I'll make it fatal." You grumble

Shizuo works on crowd management as you dial up Celty. Who shows up in record time. You bid Shizuo farewell and guide him to the motorcycle. You don't know how you and Shizuo manage to slip away from the on coming cops but you certainly do.

•~•~•~•~•

You walk into the apartment, having used the spare key Celty totally gave you.

"Hey, flea, where are ya?"

Izaya pokes his head out of the kitchen. 

"Come to visit me n/n-chan?" He comments happily

"I'm serious, I will make it fatal." You reply 

Izaya continues making his sandwich as you walk in. You jump up onto the counter.

"So why'd you let me win?" You ask

Izaya looks up at you with a proud smirk.

"I just did I suppose." He shrugs

"Why are you so goddamn complicated?"

Izaya takes a bite of his sandwich. He offers you some quietly, which you accept absentmindedly. You take a bite and proceed to chew.

"I mean really," You continue after swallowing "I just don't get you at all."

He suddenly cups your cheek and pulls you into a surprising kiss.

"Does that answer your question n/n-chan?" He asks you after pulling away

He goes back to eating his sandwich whilst you sit there processing. You suddenly smack him upside the head.

"Baka!" You shout